VLOG & VIDEO
Distractions—I need them. Life has a way of losing its colour, shucking off its shades until it is a dull grey. And so, as you can guess, distractions come in handy. Consider this week’s “Best Of” videos as my top picks for worthy distractions from your day-to-day obligations. They are profane, insightful, satirical, and a hell of a lot of fun. So sit back, drink a beer or smoke a cigarette—whatever it is you do—and distract yourself, even if just for a few minutes.
THE CANADA PARTY
America scares the hell out of me, politically speaking, anyway. If humanity ever does kick the bucket, I fear the good ol’ U.S. of A. will have had something to do with it. And so maybe it’s time Canada took over and ran the show south of the border, just as this video suggests. (Note: brief profanity)
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YOUTUBE COMMENTERS
Comments are fun…and appreciated. Seriously—you can say my site is “gay.” I don’t even care. Just say something. Anything. By all means, be a troll. I’ll hate you, but I won’t…I’ll be grateful. Really. Nah, never mind—you don’t care. I’m not sad at all. (Note: brief profanity)
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BATMAN’S VOICE
You know, Christian Bale’s Batman voice is a curious creation. It’s like listening to a bear that’s been smoking all its life, and has been caught in a furious rage. But where did the inspiration for the voice come from? This video makes a likely suggestion.
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DATING ADVICE
Romantic relationships are tricky…and confusing…and often hard to navigate. Tread carefully and with patience, is my advice. Truthfully, though, I try not to give relationship advice…or any advice, to be honest. I leave that to the professionals…or this guy…or something. (Note: brief…ya, you know)
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Vlog & Video is a rotating segment where I post a new Vlog for two weeks of every month; during the other two weeks, I post and comment on my favourite videos from around the web. Please leave a comment or question—all opinions are welcome, and all contributions are greatly appreciated. If you like what you read here, please subscribe.
Bear that’s been smoking his whole life haha! Too true!
I don’t know how I got there, but the hippo video was priceless.
Mom
Hippo video?