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…Like geeks, introverts can now stand proud, confident in the knowledge that they’re not weird. No, sir – they’re just different, like Apple computers or something… Continue reading
…I wasn’t the healthiest of kids. Instead of playing sports and not getting fat, I spent my summer afternoons poking a bear named Mr. Diabetes… Continue reading
…The truth is this: I kind of like the scars on my hands. I mean, in a strange and somewhat macabre sort of way, I’m almost proud of them… Continue reading
…The great thing about emergency toilets is that they’re there for you when you need them the most. Sure, it takes some courage to use them, but when you’re done, you have something cool to brag about to your friends… Continue reading
…I’m not knocking music radio stations. I mean, come on — I love me my Rihanna (please don’t stop the music, am I right?)… Continue reading
…A good student would have used that time to study; a bad student would have used that time to drink or make brownies or something. Me? I visited bathrooms… Continue reading
…their response to the same sex marriage ruling has been truly hilarious, ignorant, and painfully close to self-parody… Continue reading
If I live to be ninety, that’s sixty more years of life. Six million spread out over sixty years comes to one hundred thousand dollars per year. That, my friend, allows for some mighty comfortable living with a bit of a safety net … Continue reading
In almost all circles, not owning a cellphone is like admitting that you’re a little slow because all your life you’ve been chewing on AAA batteries to ease your social anxiety… Continue reading
The original was the defining flick of my childhood. Forget Aladdin, forget Free Willy. It was Jurassic Park that made me the man I am today… Continue reading
In some ways, I feel like I missed out. Thankfully, however, I have a much younger cousin who satisfies my need for such fun. He is in the prime of his adolescence and his Facebook posts are just the best… Continue reading
Being alone is difficult. In some ways it’s an act of bravery. After all, it’s not something that comes naturally… Continue reading
My wife and I have had baby wipes in our bathrooms for years. Strange, you may say. What on earth could we be doing with these moist, antiseptic swipes of cool and fragrant relief? Continue reading
If you live in Ontario (Canada), then you likely heard this week about the Hydro One douche canoe… Continue reading
I know what you’re thinking, and, no, he isn’t just some silly bit of fancy mental voodoo I use to frame my inner thoughts around. Or at least not all of the time. Continue reading
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